||You brave, brave thing.
One day, you’re going to
stop leaving the door open
for people who only know how
to keep leaving.
wtf i’m not even in this fandom anymore
- Who cooks: Reiner. You’d be surprised.
- Who does the laundry and other chores: Usually Bertholdt, but Reiner is decent enough to pick up after himself. It’s Annie who’s the worthless bum here.
- How many children do they have: Many. Annie is a god at managing her duties as a mom, and as a professional backstabbing naked skinless chick with mad karate moves.
- Who’s more dominate: Annie for the most part, but the Bertholdt’s the only true ninny there. If you look up submissive in the dictionary there’s a picture of his beautiful sculpted ass.
- Favorite nonsexual activity: Cuddling, pillow fights, beating up Reiner. You know, typical couple stuff.
- Their favorite place to be together: Anywhere that is soft, pillow-savvy, and nobody is dying. Everyone needs to stop dying.
- Any traditions: Beating up Reiner is a fun family activity everyone can enjoy.
- Their “song”: Probably some creepy folk song from the middle ages, I don’t know. We didn’t exactly have Britney Spears back then. Your choices were basically creepy folk songs or Buddhist chants. Pick one.
- What they do for each other on holidays: Fuck, I imagine.
- Where did they go for their honeymoon: To the ocean, just to spite Eren. Fuck Eren. He’s an asshole. Nobody even likes him.
- Where did they first meet: Isn’t that canon.
- Any pets: I don’t wanna get explicit, but titan Annie stepped on it so never again.
- What do they fight over: Literally everything. Hog a blanket or something and next thing you know someone has a gun to their head. Basically don’t mess with Annie.
- Do they go on vacations, if so where: Sometimes one will eat the other and it’s like a free spa trip, except gross and room service is terrible. God forbid you want to order a pizza while you’re in there.
Send me a ship
Give me a ship and I’ll tell you:
- Who cooks:
- Who does the laundry and other chores:
- How many children do they have:
- Who’s more dominate:
- Favorite nonsexual activity:
- Their favorite place to be together:
- Any traditions:
- Their “song”:
- What they do for each other on holidays:
- Where did they go for their honeymoon:
- Where did they first meet:
- Any pets:
- What do they fight over:
- Do they go on vacations, if so where:
yeah they referenced SNK and i’m disappointed too but HEY at least it wasn’t SAO.